Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]All men have double standards. They hate being called a dog... but love the position.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]All men have double standards. They don't want to be called a donkey... but love to ride a good ass.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]All men have double standards- they hate cats, but love p*ussies!![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]All men have double standards. They eat chicken but prefer to feed the cock to chicks...[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband to wife: Your cooking is pathetic despite you watching so many cooking shows! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: You watch porn..but did I ever complain ?[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A boy enters his parents bedroom at night and is shocked at what he sees. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He shouts at his Mom-And you punish me for just sucking my thumb.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]P*enis says to his balls :I'll take you to a Party. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The balls replied: U Fu*cking Liar! U always go inside alone & leave us outside knocking![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The 3 magical words every woman dies to hear from a man- "I WAS WRONG!"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Tips to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r happy...[/font][/color]

[budankaybalraju]

[cinema pichodu]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband to wife: Your cooking is pathetic despite you watching so many cooking shows! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: You watch porn..but did I ever complain ?[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

Lady: During the last abortion you forgot a blade inside
Doc (Worried) : I extremely apologize, have you experienced any problem?
Lady: 7 of my friends lost their manhood, 12 got their tongue cut and became dumb, 5 lost their finger

[summer27]

ltt..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married....to someone else[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Irony - Nice guys are shy, hot guys are jerks, and nice hot guys are gay...[/font][/color]