ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's House. She knocked on the door then immediately Walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally Naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of Perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from Work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law Explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she Explained. 'Every time he sees me in this Dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages Me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she Undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, Dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay On the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in And saw her lying there so provocatively. 'What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, Sensually. '[size=5]Needs ironing[/size],' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way, he orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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