Jokes

[ManOnFire]

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

[ManOnFire]

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

[ManOnFire]

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

[ManOnFire]

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

[ManOnFire]

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

[ManOnFire]

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

[ManOnFire]

Someday is not a day of the week

[ManOnFire]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

[ManOnFire]

To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

[ManOnFire]

The road to success.... Is always under construction.

[ManOnFire]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

[ManOnFire]

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

[ManOnFire]

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else!

[ManOnFire]

U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

[ManOnFire]

U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH