ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Born free, taxed to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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