ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A blink man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?" The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that The bartender is a blonde woman. The bouncer is a blonde woman. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler. I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Do you still want to tell that joke?" "Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? [/color][/b] . . . . . [color="Blue"][b]- Because it doesn't need cleaning yet![/b][/color]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 friend1: asked friend2 "I want two white papers" . .. ... friend2: "take this white paper and take xerox of it" [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/happy0069.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 rd1: dhomalu thega kutesthunae raa frd2: ithe naa chirigipoyana shirt edhigo.. dheni kutinchu [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/happy0069.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"][size="4"]Diary of an AOL user:[/size][/color][/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 18- i just tried to connect to america online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. i can't connect, i dont know what is wrong.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 19- some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. i don't see why. he's just trying to cheat me. how dumb does he think i am?
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 20- i bought the modem. i couldn't figure out where it goes. it wouldn't fit in the moniter or the printer. i'm confused.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 21- i finally got the modem in and hooked up. that three year old next door did it for me.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 22- that three year old kid next door hooked me up to america online for me. he's so smart.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 23- what's the internet? i thought i was on america online, not this internet thingy. i'm confused.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 uly 24- the three year old kid next door showed me how to use this america online stuff. he must be a genius, at least compared to me.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 25- i tried to use chat today. i tried to talk into my computer but nothing happened. maybe i need to buy a microphone.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 26- i found this thingy called usenet. i got out of it because im connected to america online, not usenet. i went to the doctor today for my regular checkup. he says that since i connected to america online, my brain has mysteriously shrunk to half its normal size.
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