ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 TAMILIANS One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 KANNADIGAS One Kannadiga is a coffee estate. Two Kannadiga is a Udupi restaurant. Three Kannadiga is a pepper powder factor. Four Kannadiga is an anti-Cauvery demonstration.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 ANDHRAITES One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 BENGALIS One Bengali is a sweet shop. Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 RAJASTHANIS One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three Rajasthanis is a puppetry outfit. Four Rajasthanis is a dance-drama.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 GOANS One Goan is Remo Fernandes. Two Goans is a Feni distillery. Three Goans is a football club. Four Goans is an all-night-long party.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 MANGALOREANS One Mangalorean is a betel-nut seller. Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another. Three Mangaloreans is a Udupi restaurant. Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 BOMBAYITES One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film industry. Three Bombayites is a bustling slum. Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 MAHARASHTRIANS One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor. Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi player. Three Maharashtrians is a pickle factory. Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 GUJARATIS One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four Gujaratis is a bhajan singing session in a Mumbai train.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 SINDHIS One Sindhi is a currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 BIHARIS One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four Biharis is the total literacy rate in the state.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 BHAIYYAS One Bhaiyya is a milkman. Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala). Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad. Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop. (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL, happy family).
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 KASHMIRIS One Kashmiri is a boatman. Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory. Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency. Four Kashmiris is a Mujahadeen outfit.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Side effects of Alcohol and remedies Very Funny, read Symptoms first & the cause!
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