ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="SlateGray"]F.R.A.N.C.E.[/color] - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Purple"]C.H.I.N.A.[/color] - Come Here.. I Need Affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Magenta"]B.U.R.M.A.[/color] - Between Us, Remember Me Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Orange"]N.E.P.A.L. [/color]- Never Ever Part As Lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Navy"]I.N.D.I.A.[/color] - I Nearly Died In Adoration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Cyan"]K.E.N.Y.A.[/color] - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Indigo"]C.A.N.A.D.A.[/color] - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Plum"]E.G.Y.P.T.[/color] - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="SeaGreen"]M.A.N.I.L.A.[/color] - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color="Pink"]T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D[/color] - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [color=Blue]New Computer *** [/color] [color=DarkOrchid]COSTELLO GETS A COMPUTER Costello: [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tt-hi.gif[/img], Abbott! Abbott: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbott: That's great, Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Intel Core 2 Extreme processor, with 8 GB Ram ,a 160gb hard drive, and a DVD+CD-read,write and everything![img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile_break.gif[/img] Abbott: That's terrific, Lou. Costello: But I don't know what any of it means! Abbott: You will in time. Costello: That's exactly why I'm here to see you. Abbott: Oh? Costello: I heard that you're a real computer expert. Abbott: Well, I don't know [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/conf%20(8).gif[/img]. . . Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you're going to train me. Abbott: [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/hmm.gif[/img]..Really? Costello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson. Abbott: O.K. Lou. What do want to know? Costello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off. Abbott: That's true. Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do? Abbott: Well, first you press the Start button, and then . . . Costello: [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/no.gif[/img], I told you I want to turn it off. Abbott: I know[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/yes513.gif[/img], you press the Start button . . . Costello: Wait a second[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/disdain%20(9).gif[/img]. I want to turn it Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do. Abbott: I did. Costello: When? Abbott: When I told you to press the Start button. Costello: Why should I press the Start button? Abbott: To shut off the computer. Costello: I press Start to stop? [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif[/img] Abbott: Well, Start doesn't actually stop the computer. Costello: I knew it![img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/doh.gif[/img] So what do I press? Abbott: Start. Costello: Start what? [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/argh.gif[/img] Abbott: Start button. Costello: Start button to do what? [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/3.gif[/img] Abbott: Shut down. Costello: You don't have to get rude! Abbott: No, no, no! That's not what I meant. Costello: Then say what you mean. Abbott: To shut down the computer, press . . . Costello: Don't say, "Start!" [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_brucelee.gif[/img] Abbott: Then what do you want me to say? Costello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop. Abbott: But that's what you do. [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/conf%20(8).gif[/img] Costello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights. Abbott: Don't be ridiculous. [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mad1.gif[/img] Costello:[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_veryangry.gif[/img] I'm being ridiculous? Well, I think it's about time we started this conversation. Abbott:[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/new/browup.gif[/img] What are you talking about[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/questionmark.gif[/img] Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good- Abbott: [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 [size="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"][color="DarkRed"]Aptitude Test ****[/color][/font][/size] [font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Green"]Aptitude Test Pay close attention! There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 10 minutes. DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference!(Or open notepad and type them) 1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? 2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken? 3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? 4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? 6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? 7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? 8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? 9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? 10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?[/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 1) All 2) 1 hour 3) 13 hours 4) 70 5) 9 6) The match 7) White 8) 2 apples 9) --- No Idea --- 10) Raju (it's me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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