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Killer joke:
.
.
The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st
Anatomy
Class,
They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a
Real Dead
Dog,
..
The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it
in His
own Mouth,
Then He asked the Students to do the Same,
The students Hesitated for several Minutes,
But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's
nose &
Taste it,
.
.
When everyone finished,
The Professor looked at Them & Said:
The most important Quality is 'Observation'
.
.
I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST
Finger,
Today you just Learn,
"How to Pay Attention"
..
All Students shouted....haramkhor kamina.......saala kutta

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Mundhu non rayatam marchipoyadu kadha

 

 

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A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa

Consul: Your name please?
Saudi: Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. 
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six time a week.
Consul: I meant, male or female?
Saudi: Both male and female, sometime even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Saudi: Yes, cows & dogs too.
Consul: Man, isnt that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, dog style, any style !
Consul: Oh dear!
Saudi: Deer? No deer, they run too fast..!!

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