Non-Veg Jokes..!

[gb_bharat]

Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun”

Banta: “Kaisa Majak?”

Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?

To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?”

Maine Kaha “Nahi”

To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi”

Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?”

Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“

[mtkr0]

[biscuitRAJA000]

lkg class lo madam board meeda raastundaga ventane oka pillavadu lechadu
boy:madam mee duster kinda padipoyindi
madam:u naughty adi duster kaadu ra naa whisper

[biscuitRAJA000]

during sex,gf started screaming and crying boy:wat r u doing we are not doing this for the 1st time gf: u continue im practicing 4my wedding honeymoon

[gb_bharat]

Doctor: Lips Kaise Fate ?

Ladki: Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K ......... Zip Band Kar Di

[gb_bharat]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.



Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.

"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.


Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.

"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom.

[gb_bharat]

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[Ladies_Tailor]

super duper dummuleparra

[Maximus]

[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/ali.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

hehe paathavi ayinaa baguntaayi ivi [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1379091661' post='1304244993']
[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/ali.gif[/img]
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Maxi sudden ga ippudu enduku lepinav ee taadu ni[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[ATOM]

[Terminator II]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338348' post='1302407023']
kaasepu navvistaanu randi..!!! ee jokes already eppudoo vesaa kaani 1 yr lo chaala mandi kottavallu unaru kada andukani maali vestaa come on..

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher to a2nd std Boy[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:- Nenu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Yetla ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:-Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher shock Boy Rocks[/size][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]entha mandi unnaro cheppandi so ill continue[/size][/font][/color]
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ee thread lo evaru leru.. inka ee joke veyyaku..

[Terminator II]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1346600595' post='1302420701']
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.



Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.

"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.


Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.

"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom.
[/quote]

[Maximus]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1379096977' post='1304245685']
Maxi sudden ga ippudu enduku lepinav ee taadu ni
[/quote]
bayata paddda...threads chudaleka..kastha enjoy chesukundamani..[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-iaOjlbCfNLI/UYa74Y0r4II/AAAAAAAAAUk/EGIJiKFu7AA/s150/PK.gif[/img]