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[size=5]Lady In Bus: [b]Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai[/b].[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Man: [i][b]Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein[/b][/i].[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Lady: [b]Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?[/b][/size][/font][/color]

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[size=5]Girl: “[b]I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Boy: “[i][b]You Also Have Boobs Like Your Dad[/b][/i]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Girl: “[b]My Dad Doesn’t Have Boobs[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Boy: “[color=#800000][b]Exactly[/b][/color]“[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438578' post='1302416656']

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Lady In Bus: [b]Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai[/b].[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Man: [i][b]Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein[/b][/i].[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Lady: [b]Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438679' post='1302416667']

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Girl: “[b]I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Boy: “[i][b]You Also Have Boobs Like Your Dad[/b][/i]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Girl: “[b]My Dad Doesn’t Have Boobs[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Boy: “[color=#800000][b]Exactly[/b][/color]“[/size][/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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[size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,]
[size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438232' post='1302416615']
[color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/size][/font][/color][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b]
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[quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346439428' post='1302416770']

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346439428' post='1302416770']

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338585' post='1302407055']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]AN AREOPLAN ASKED ROCKET why r u going so fast Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1346440306' post='1302416864']
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340357' post='1302407331']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]blind boy giving sweets 2 all. [/size][/font][/color]

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