Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]My opinions may have changed, but that doesn't change the fact that I am still right.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:Hello 911?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Police:Yes,What's Ur emergency? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: 2 girls are fighting over me! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Police:What's wrong with that?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:The ugly one is winning![/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ETERNAL CONFUSION:[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men want F*ck all women but want to marry a Virgin.Women want men to be great F*ckers but they dont allow them to practice elsewhere.[/font][/color]

[ram1friend]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear married men, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife - that's how difficult married life is[/font][/color]
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rofl.....

[yelcome]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :Honey would you pass the boobs plz[/font][/color]
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super

[summer27]

[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? [/left][/color]

[color=#000000][left]Put a nipple on it. [/left][/color][/font][/size]

[summer27]

[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#003366]Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.[/color][/font][/size]

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[color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? [/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]Sexual harassment [/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? [/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]$3.99 a minute. [/left][/size][/font][/color]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]What's the ultimate rejection? [/left][/color]

[color=#000000][left]When your mastubating and your hand falls asleep. [/left][/color][/font][/size]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?[/color][/font][/size]
[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]A: "Is it in?" [/color][/font][/size]

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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4][color=#000000]Q: What do you call an afghan virgin [/color][/size][/font]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4][color=#000000]A: Never bin laid on [/color][/size][/font]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Q: Why did God give men p*enises? [/color][/font][/size]
[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. [/color][/font][/size]

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[color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]Q. What did the penis say to the condom?[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]A. Cover me im going in![/font][/color]

[baa]

batikinchav summeru... inka ee antis ki fans ki madyalo comedy bore kottesindi