ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 ********** In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike. In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 ********** During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 ********** There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal. There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 ********** Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="4"][color="Purple"]These movies were dubbed in telugu by the one and only - LAXMI GANAPATHY FILMS! 1. MACHIS.........................aggipetta 2. KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.............endi endo ayitundi ra bai! 3. WOH KAUN THI...................yevathi ra bai adi? 4. TERMINATOR.....................Khatamchesevadu 5. DIE ANOTHER DAY................inko roju savu anna 6. GONE WITH THE WIND.............gali tho batu kottuka poyindu 7. SUPERMAN.......................mastu abbayi 8. SCORPIO KING ..................thelu raja 9. PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN........... vishakhapatnam dongalu! 10. THE MUMMY RETURNS.............amma malla ochhindi roi! 11. GOOD BAD AND UGLY........manchodu, cheddodu inka galeezodu[/color][/size][/font]
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Interesting Headlines: Headlines of 2025::: HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025: 1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhii bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs. 2. Dhoom 17 ready for release. 3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar 4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya's 3rd marriage. 5. Mein to aabhii jawan hu - Dev Anand's new film, staring himself in the lead role. 6. Petrol Rs.999/lt. 7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day. 8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea . 9. President Sonia Gandhi and prime minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian prime minister Rahul Gandhi. 10. Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MP MALLIKA SHERAWAT enters the assembly
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ".
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="Navy"]Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"[/color][/size][/font]
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our gardner ran away.
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours ??? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints
ManOnFire Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in telangana. Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the telangana version of "kitkeel rendvel" (Windows2000): Just read and enjoy core telangana words.This will change your mood. Keywords: Microsoft windows 2000=ginta anta metha kitkeel rendvel search = devulaadu Save = bachainchu Save as = gitla bachainchu Save All = anni bachainch Help=Nannu bachainchu Find=ethku Find Again=malla ethku Move=sarkainch Zoom=peddagachei Zoom Out=shinnagachei Open=tervu Close=mooi New=kothadi Old=pathadi Replace=maarcheyi Insert= Nadimitla vettu space=jaaga Backspace=enka jaaga Run=vurku Print=acchu Print Preview=choosi accheyi Copy=gatlane/Dinchu Cut=koi Paste=atki Paste Special=peshal atki Delete=teesipadey View=soodu Tools=mutlu Toolbar=mutla gottam Exit=igavori Compress=gunju mouse=elka click=vothu Double Click=malla malla vothu Forward=idkelli aadki Scrollbar=thippudu gottam Errors=nee notla mannu vada Double Click with the left mouse button= elka chevvu voka mali eddam dikku malla malla vothale 'This program has performed an illegal operation *"Abort, Retry or Ignore" ? " ==== ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi, jaldi voorku lekunte malla kottu leka marshipo ACCESS =dorkavattu FOXPRO =nakkalekkal turumkhan Lotus Notes=thamarpuv paisal ACCESS DENIED =dorkavattaneeya Home=intiki vo end=konaaki For all Errors=nee notla mannu vada
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