Jokes

[ManOnFire]

7. Take him for your shopping only if he's interested.
If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree
purchase, Better go with your friends/go alone. He is
better at office/home watching anything.

[ManOnFire]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they
retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and
tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of
the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[ManOnFire]

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've
stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the
accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a
second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the
back seat by mistake."

[ManOnFire]

Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...

He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.

Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!

The second archer with a cape lines up in position.

He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!

He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!

Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!

It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... !

[ManOnFire]

LTT

[ManOnFire]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they
retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and
tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of
the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[ManOnFire]

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've
stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the
accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a
second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the
back seat by mistake."

[Tokkalodi]

[chinni005]

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[Tokkalodi]

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[chinni005]

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[Tokkalodi]

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[chinni005]

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[ManOnFire]

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daniki e daram e dorikinda.. nee

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[chinni005]

[img]http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234955448_1061fe8.gif[/img][quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1346572127' post='1302420476']
daniki e daram e dorikinda.. nee

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