ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 27- these people in this usenet thingy keep using capital letters. how do they do that? i never figured out how to type capital letters. maybe they have a different type of keyboard.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 28- i found this thingy called the usenet oracle. it says that it can answer any questions i ask it. i asked it 44 seperate questions about the internet. i hope it responds soon.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 29- i found a group called rec.humor. i decided to post this joke about why the chicken crossed the road. to get to the other side! ha ha! i wasn't sure if i posted it right so i posted it 56 more times.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 30- i keep hearing about the world wide web. i didn't know spiders grew that large.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 july 31- the oracle responded to my questions today. geez, it was rude. i was so angry that i posted an angry message about it to rec.humor.oracle.d. i wasn't sure if it posted right so i posted it 22 more times.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 1- someone told me to read the faq. geez, they didn't have to use profanity.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 2- i just read this post called make money fast. i'm so exited, i'm going to make lots of money. i followed his instructions and posted it to every newsgroup i could find.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 3- i just made my signature file. it's only 6 pages long, so i will have to work on it some more.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 4- i just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. i read a few posts and i really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the earth. i wonder what an "aol" is, however.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 5- i was asking where to find some information about something. some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. i've looked and looked, but i cant find that group.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 august 6- some guy suspended my account because of what i was doing. i told him i don't have an account at his bank. hes so dumb.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A Rabbit walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "I want a cup of coffee.” The bartender says, "We don’t serve coffee here" So the Rabbit leaves, but when he leaves he sees two friends entering the bar so he joins them. His friends ask for a beer and sandwich but the rabbit says "I wanna cup of coffee" The bartender says, "We don’t serve coffee here" So the rabbit leaves again, but he sees two more friends so he joins them in the bar. His friends order a beer and a sandwich but the Rabbit still says, "I want a cup of coffee" "Look,” says the bartender "we don’t serve coffee here. Now leave or I will nail your ears to the bar!" So the rabbit leaves, but he yet again sees two more friends and enters the bar. But this time the rabbit says, "Do you have a hammer?" "No" replies the bartender Do you have any nails?" "No" "Then I want a cup of coffee"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh? “I did!” sobbed Johnny.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [size="4"][b]It's all in the punctuation:[/b][/size] [size="4"]An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.[/size] [size="3"][color="Blue"]The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."[/color][/size] [color="Red"][size="3"]The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."[/size][/color]
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