gb_bharat Posted September 17, 2013 Report Posted September 17, 2013 Little Johnny and the Big Word The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!" The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate." The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about jerking off."
gb_bharat Posted September 17, 2013 Report Posted September 17, 2013 The teacher at the beginning of the class says, "OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we'll talk about how the human reproduction goes on..." Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get the teacher's attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is about these things, goes on... "... First, a man a woman have to be in love... " But little Johnny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one. The teacher ignores him, "...They have to be very much in love because..." But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the teacher decides to acknowledge him, "OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say." Little Johnny then stands up, and says, "I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already **, can we leave?"
Tadika Posted September 19, 2013 Report Posted September 19, 2013 was really angry when I lost quiz by 1 point. Last question was "Where do women mostly have curly hair" I was sure that i was correct, but stupid judges said "Africa"
salsa Posted September 19, 2013 Report Posted September 19, 2013 [quote name='Tadika' timestamp='1379564279' post='1304268926'] was really angry when I lost quiz by 1 point. Last question was "Where do women mostly have curly hair" I was sure that i was correct, but stupid judges said "Africa" [/quote]
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