ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [size="4"][b]Aaduvari Matalki Ardhalu Verule... [/b][/size]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]FINE[/color][/b] This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]FIVE MINUTES[/color][/b] This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]NOTHING[/color][/b] This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]GO AHEAD[/color][/b] (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)[/color][/b] This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]LOUD SIGH[/color][/b] This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]SOFT SIGH[/color][/b] Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]THAT'S OKAY[/color][/b] This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]PLEASE DO[/color][/b] This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]THANKS[/color][/b] A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b][color="Red"]THANKS A LOT[/color][/b] This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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