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[quote name='kevkekaa' timestamp='1379098862' post='1304245892']

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ee thread lo evaru leru.. inka ee joke veyyaku.. :#<
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
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kaasepu navvistaanu randi..!!! ee jokes already eppudoo vesaa kaani 1 yr lo chaala mandi kottavallu unaru kada andukani maali vestaa come on..

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chi...thu...konchem anna ethics paatimchandi swami...vese boothulu meeda....

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[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1346600595' post='1302420701']
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.



Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.

"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.


Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.

"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.

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[quote name='Mr Mirchi' timestamp='1379107797' post='1304246755']




chi...thu...konchem anna ethics paatimchandi swami...vese boothulu meeda....
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340459' post='1302407349']
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