Non-Veg Jokes..!

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger **'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your ** for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my ** bigger?' asks the girlfriend.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A SAD STORY: [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]on his mother's [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died. [/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Madame inquire:" r u married ?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]He replied :"What difference does it make ?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]What is a KISS ? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]- Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]floor.........![/size][/font][/color]

[bePLUS+]

good re....jokes continue....hru

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338645' post='1302407066']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Nrakam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Swargam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
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ha ha ha [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338437' post='1302407029']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA[/size][/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='bePLUS+' timestamp='1346437134' post='1302416468']
good re....jokes continue....hru
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ty.. im gud enti longweekend ki lapakilatho saradaala

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338527' post='1302407047']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teach[/size][/font][/color][img]http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/images/smilies/26.gif[/img][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF CD lu evi ra??[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam[/size][/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep telling [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]people u r dying of AIDS ? " [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare fcuk your Mom ! "[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur boob,than I'm sure u'll [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]forgive me." [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]104. "[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to Wife on Wedding night: "r u sure I'm the first man u have [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slept with?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]"of course Honey, I stayed awake with all the others!!!!!" [/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Newly wed husband: "I will be frank with u, dear u r not the [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]first [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]girl, I've ** !" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bride:"I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]*** !"[/size][/font][/color]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[Darling999]

[size=4][color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana]Confused Banta: How the hell?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms[/font][/color][/size]