ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Sardar : Wo jo Table pe Admi betha h Usse hmari Dushmni hai Frnd : Table pe to 4 Admi hai Srdr : Wo jis ki Moochhein hai Frnd : Moochein to Sab ki hai Srdr : Wo jis k Safaid kapde hai Frnd : Wo to Sab ke hai , Sardar ne Gusse me Pistol Nikali aur 3 Admion ko Mar kar bola... Wo jo Reh Geya hai wo Hamara Dushman hai.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Smart Answers [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img] 1-Principal : Are u chewing gum? Student : No i m human being...[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] 2-Wife :we are having mother for dinner tonight? Husband : Make sure she is well cooked [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] 3-Father: Shameful results! Do u always get such low marks? Son : No, only when i give exams[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img] 4-Guest :Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor? Boy :No, u'll have to walk as well [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img] 5-Girl : I have changed my mind. Boy :Thank God! Does the new one work ?[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 2 student cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha: Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha? Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h.. Teachr: to tum ne bataya Kya? Studnt: Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO” Jiyo CheaterZ
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho? Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli, Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Lux ya Dove se nahakar kya karna hai? 12-12-2O12 me to sabhi ko marna hai, 359 din khushi se jeelo dost. Agle janam mein phir "Johnson Baby" se shuru karna hai...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Shair Arz Kiya Hai..... Diwaar Mei Lagi Steel Ki Jaali Hai Wah Wah Diwaar Mei Lagi Steel Ki Jaali Hai Kya Tumhari Taraf Koi MAKAN Kiraye K Liye KHALI Hai
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.!!*
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 1 day Brain asked Heart: "why are you sending msgs to people who does not reply u back?" Lovely heart replied to Brain: "you need REASONS, I need RELATIONS" ♥ ♥ ♥
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya... 2nd-Tune Mandir Q banwaya? Bhikhari-Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek maangoonga.... Solid investment [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Teacher: Is Google a girl or a boy...? * *Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting...* *and **you ask only one question...but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...*
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!! Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 **HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/happy0069.gif[/img]
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