Jokes

[ManOnFire]

DISCUSSION is alwayz better than ARGUMENT
coz
ARGUMENT is to find out [b][u]who[/u][/b] is right...
DISCUSSION is to find out [b][u]what[/u][/b] is right...

[ManOnFire]

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

[ManOnFire]

Bap :Beta sasural me agr bike mile to car mangna.
Cooler mile to AC mangna.
TV mile to Computer Mangna.
Beta :Agar wo ladki denge to uski MAA manglu...

[ManOnFire]

Duniya ki saari biwio Ka naam
badal kar [b]DON[/b] rakh do,
kyon ki unhe khush karna
mushkil hi nahi [b]namumkin hai[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img].[/b]

[ManOnFire]

[b]watch Piracy Kill Black Tickets[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Hubby: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Mera Agla Janam Sudhar Gaya

Wife: Kaisa Faayada?

Hubby: Mujhe Mere Gunaahon ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayee.

[ManOnFire]

Baba Ramdev kehte hai:
achi sehat ke liye saans pe control karo
Ab Baba ko kaun samjhaye :
yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
toh saans par kaise kare..........

[ManOnFire]

Arz kiya hai.......

Ladkiyon ki shakal itnni buri b nahi hoti itnni VOTER CARD pe hoti hai........
.
Ladkiyon ki shakal itnni buri b nahi hoti jitnni VOTER CARD pe hoti hai........

Aur itnni sundar b nahi hoti jitnni [b]FACEBOOK PROFILE[/b] par hoti hai...........

[ManOnFire]

An old Indian women slips on
ice an falls..
She cries.. "Hai meri kismat"..
An american walks past and says..
"Hi merry christmas to u
Too"

[ManOnFire]

Some say Whisky is Risky
Some say.
Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki
But I say.
Rum,Beer ya ho Wisky
... Koi Nahi Grlfrnd se Zyada Risky
Aaj iski,
to
kal pata na Ho kiski

[ManOnFire]

Next year's Kingfisher's calendar will be the best ever.

They dont have money to even buy [b]bikinis[/b] for their models.

[ManOnFire]

[b]Breaking News:[/b]

[i]Facebook will be Closed..[/i]

Whenever you click the "X" mark
on the top right corner of the screen...

[ManOnFire]

After being married for thirty years... a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...... ummmm ........I, J, K."

She asks..."What does that mean darling?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said... "Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen.

[ManOnFire]

[size="6"][b][color="Red"]News Headlines after 100 years:[/color][/b][/size]

[ManOnFire]

[b][u][i]POLITICAL[/i][/u]
A Raja's Grand Son AAA Raja got arrested in [color="Red"]16 G Scam[/color][/b]