Jokes

[ManOnFire]

Sardar : Wo jo Table pe Admi betha h Usse hmari Dushmni hai
Frnd : Table pe to 4 Admi hai
Srdr : Wo jis ki Moochhein hai
Frnd : Moochein to Sab ki hai
Srdr : Wo jis k Safaid kapde hai
Frnd : Wo to Sab ke hai ,
Sardar ne Gusse me Pistol Nikali aur 3 Admion ko Mar kar bola...
Wo jo Reh Geya hai wo Hamara Dushman hai.

[ManOnFire]

Smart Answers [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img]

1-Principal : Are u chewing gum?
Student : No i m human being...[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

2-Wife :we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is well cooked [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

3-Father: Shameful results!
Do u always get such low marks?
Son : No, only when i give exams[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img]

4-Guest :Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as well [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img]

5-Girl : I have changed my mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the new one work ?[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

‎2 student cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha: Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?

Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..

Teachr: to tum ne bataya Kya?

Studnt: Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”

Jiyo CheaterZ

[ManOnFire]

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

[ManOnFire]

Lux ya Dove se nahakar kya karna hai?
12-12-2O12 me to sabhi ko marna hai,
359 din khushi se jeelo dost.
Agle janam mein phir
"Johnson Baby"
se shuru karna hai...

[ManOnFire]

Shair Arz Kiya Hai.....
Diwaar Mei Lagi Steel Ki Jaali Hai
Wah Wah
Diwaar Mei Lagi Steel Ki Jaali Hai
Kya Tumhari Taraf
Koi MAKAN Kiraye K Liye KHALI Hai

[ManOnFire]

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and
clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

[ManOnFire]

Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

[ManOnFire]

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!*

[ManOnFire]

1 day Brain asked Heart:
"why are you sending msgs to people who does not reply u back?"

Lovely heart replied to Brain:
"you need REASONS,
I need RELATIONS" ♥ ♥ ♥

[ManOnFire]

1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya...

2nd-Tune Mandir Q banwaya?

Bhikhari-Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek maangoonga....

Solid investment [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

Teacher: Is Google a girl or a boy...?
*

*Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete the whole
sentence and start guessing, suggesting...*

*and **you ask only one question...but get hundreds of irrelevant answers
in seconds...*

[ManOnFire]

Boy:
agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use
kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!
Friends:
Aur agar teri ho gayi
to sabki hone dega??

[ManOnFire]

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

[ManOnFire]

**HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the
vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/happy0069.gif[/img]