Jokes

[ManOnFire]

Boy : What are the three most common words in the world ?

Girl : I LOVE YOU ! . ♥

Boy : No, [i]MADE IN CHINA[/i]

[ManOnFire]

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types

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"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..

"Husband: "Bloody English Language!

[ManOnFire]

A true Fact of Life :

Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho,
aur fir Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho.

Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..

[ManOnFire]

Rajni was shot today.... Tomorrow is the [b]bullet's funeral[/b].

[ManOnFire]

[color="Blue"][color="Blue"]When Rajni was a student... Teachers used to [b]bunk classes[/b].[/color][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[color="DarkOrchid"]Rajni can draw a straight line [b]with a compass[/b].[/color]

[ManOnFire]

Rajni's pulse is measured in [b]Richter scale[/b].

[ManOnFire]

New Rupee symbol that was approved by RBI is actually [b]Rajni's signature[/b].

[ManOnFire]

When God watched 'ROBOT', he yelled [b]'Oh!! my Rajni!!!'[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Intel's new advertizement..........[b]"Rajni inside"[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Rajni participated in 100m race and Einstein died watching it coz [b][u]light came second[/u][/b]....[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][u][color="Red"]India is now ruled by[/color][/u]

[color="Blue"]Amma in South[/color]
[img]http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/7618/downloadoj.jpg[/img]
[color="Green"]Didi in East[/color]
[img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/7302/download1h.jpg[/img]
[color="Purple"]Behanji in North[/color]
[img]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8379/download2j.jpg[/img]
[color="DarkRed"]Daadi in Capital[/color]
[img]http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7093/download3ii.jpg[/img]
[color="Magenta"]Madam at Center[/color]
[img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/525/download4w.jpg[/img]
[color="Sienna"]Naani at Top as Supreme commander[/color]
[img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1048/download5a.jpg[/img]
Yet people say..... "It’s a Man's World!!!!"[/size][/font][img]http://i30.tinypic.com/29curnl.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

Mallika sherawat was operating the Mixie....
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Her servant saw & asked---
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"What Madam, are you making juice??"
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Mallika Sherawat-- Oh no! , I am washing my clothes..

[ManOnFire]

RAJNIKANTH has a gmail account and here it is
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[b][color="DarkRed"][email protected][/color][/b]

[ManOnFire]

When alexander graham bell invented telephone he got 3 missed calls..
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any guesses....
they are from [b][color="DarkRed"]RAJNIKANTH[/color][/b]