ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 5 mistake of manmohan G: 1) 2G 2) 3G 3) CWG ...4) Listening to soniaG 5) Forgetting annaG Ho gaya so ho gaya, ab to sudhar jao SARDAR G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . .. Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the F*&@ing chair.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat & he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him. In the court the Man's defence was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The unknown boon'.. I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick'.. Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.. The judge fell off his chair laughing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibbal se poochha - Saab ye Swiss bank wala kya lafda hai ? Kapil Sibbal shouted - Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar rahahai ? Nai ( Barber)- saab aise hi poochh liya. Agle din Pranab Mukerji se bal Kaat-ke waqt poojha - Saab ye kala dhan kya hota hai ? Pranab shouted - Tum humse ye sawaal q poochha ? Nai - saab bas aise hi poochha liya. Next day CBI interrogated the Nai - Are u an agent of Baba Ramdev ? Nai - Nahi saab ji. CBI - Kya tum Anna k agent ho ? Nai - Nahi saab ji. CBI - To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu k sawaal q karte ho ? Nai - Saab na jane q Swiss bank aur kale dhan k naam par in Congress wale ke baal khade ho jate hain aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai isliye poochhta rehta hoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 1, RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO: Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Papa - Beta Kiska Hai. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa - Aag lage is mobile main. Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 3. BIRTHDAY PER: Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta. Papa - Hamesha aage badhe. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 4. LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER: Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko. Papa - Mard ban. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Girl to shopkeeper: Aapke paas calculator hai? Shopkeeper: Casio..? Girl: Mai thik hu, Aap sunaao.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Subject: Interview Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer: Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh: Ok Interviewer: Made in India Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer: Keep it Up Banta Singh: Put it Down Interviewer: MaxiMum Banta Singh: Maxi Dad Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh: Don't take my seat Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat Interviewer: I say you get out! Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in Interviewer: I reject you! Banta Singh: You Appoint me Interviewer: ....!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 t’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes u [b]LEAN…[/b] against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 ONE TRUTH :- When you have money only you forget who you are. but when you do not have money , the whole world forgets who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Girl:HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy: Long Drive Par Girl:Wow..Pehle Kyun Nai Batya Boy:Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl:Kaise Boy:Break Nai Lag Raha… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 [b]A Joke & a Reality..[/b] [b][color="Red"]No one is safe in Pakistan, not even Osama Bin Laden. Everyone is safe in Hindustan, even Ajmal Kasaab.[/color][/b] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Intelligent Sardar All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This But Sardar Rocks Q:-Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating? ? ? Ans:- BESAN K PAKORAY.. [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 [b][u]ULTIMATE JOKE:[/u][/b] One day God erased a husband's memory & asked, "Do u remember any 1 now?" He told his wife's name... God smiled and said - Format kiya fir bhi virus nahin nikla ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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