ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........ Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 ad Story Expensive Girlfriend asked, "Why you look so sad today Lalwa? Lalwa said, "I just read a sad book." Girlfriend, "Oh what was that book?" Lalwa, " My bank's statement book after I met you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Wayne was returning home from a business trip... bags in hand ... and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. “Get in,” the driver ordered. “I’ll take you to your car.” Startled, Wayne took a step backward. “Ah ... no thanks,” he answered. “I can get there myself.” “No,” the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. “Get In !” Wayne’s eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard. Just then, the driver’s face softened ..... “Please,” he said, “I’ve been driving up and down for two hours. I can’t find a space to park and I want yours.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Boy- I Love you sweetheart Girl- hatt (get lost) Boy- I will Die for you Girl- hattt (get.... lost) Boy- I can't live Without you Girl- hatttt (get........ lost) Boy- I will Marry you Girl- Really Boy- hatt (get lost) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym, "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?" The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Man : God are you there? God : Yes Man : Can I ask you a question? God : Yes, of course Man : What are one millions years for you ? God : Like one second Man : And one million dollars ? God : Like one cent Man : Please God, can you give me one cent ? God : Sure, just wait a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna. Friend- Kyu? . . . . . . . . Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!! Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/smile11.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…. Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…? Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 BREAKING NEWS: ALL ATMs in hyd r blockd.... B'coz Babai put his wife's hair pin when the system askd ENTER THE PIN.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Teacher : 1yr ku 365 days ayithe andulo " RAATHRULU " anni....?? Babai : 10 sir. Teacher :adelaga......?? Babai : 1 " siva raatri " 9 " nava raathrulu "..!!! Teacher : arey Babai nuvvu marav ra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A mature (over 55) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car.. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A girl was talking to her best friend, "You know I got this dream that someone raised a knife and was trying to kill me." The friend gave her consolation, "Don't be afraid, If dreams came true, I would have abortion every day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Train main wife husband se boli: Aaj hamari wedding anniversary hai kuch karo na! Pati: Dekha nahin samne kya likha hai? “CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 The purpose of bride and groom wearing each other a garland on wedding is a warning, "Darling now you are dead". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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