Jokes

[ManOnFire]

A boy was teaching MATHS to a girl :-

The boy kissed the girl , Again kissed and said : This is *ADDITION*
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Then the Girl kissed the boy and said : This is *SUBTRACTION*

They both kissed togather and said : This is *MULTIPLICATION*

Then the Girl's Father came and threw the boy out of the house and said : this is *DIVISION*

[ManOnFire]

Facebook is like women:
when you start to
understand them.
They [b]CHANGE![/b]

[ManOnFire]

Two things are difficult:
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur own pocket
The one who succeeds in both is called Wife ;

[ManOnFire]

Ek Aadmi ne hundred times blood donate kar ke record kiya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki, "apne nahi piya, tabhi to humne liya."

[ManOnFire]

Is it true that the word [b]STUDYING[/b]
was derived from [b]STU[/b]dents [b]DYING?[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Ek din ghar pe sasural wale aaye

Biwi ne kaha- Mere ghar walo ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao.

Hubby gaya aur Taxi le aaya[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/smile11.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.’

[ManOnFire]

Teachers Are Like Babies
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.They Think if they Scream They
can Get Everything they Want

[ManOnFire]

Dear Google,
Kindly stop behaving like my wife...
Kindly allow me to finish a single sentence
without guessing/ suggesting the end..

[ManOnFire]

Wife to Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep
What Should I give to cure him?
Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake

[ManOnFire]

[b]HEIGHT OF EDUCATION[/b]
A policeman saw a teenage boy crying
He asked him: Whats the matter, boy?
Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass

[ManOnFire]

A Mom In Hyderabad :

Mom: Kaiku Rora ?

Beta: Teacher Maari Merku....

Mom: Kaiku Maari Re Chudel Ne ???

Son: Mai Usku Murgi Bola...

Mom: Kaiku ???

Son: Kaiku Bole To Har Exam Mein "anda Deri Merku

[ManOnFire]

Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad Ho Gayi . .

Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..

[ManOnFire]

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

[ManOnFire]

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !