Jokes

[ManOnFire]

A Torah scholar ?

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar." He replies.
"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she s accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?"
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don`t worry, sir, God will provide.”
Like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"
The father answer, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I`m God."

[ManOnFire]

Time Sheets

An accountant dies and goes to heaven.
He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.
After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I`m I wasn`t here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."
The accountant is perplexed. "I`ve tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.
"It`s the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.
The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "160? I don`t know what you mean. I`m only 40."
St. Peter replies, "But that can`t be right - we`ve seen your time sheets!"

[ManOnFire]

funny announcements

Restaurant, Nairobi :
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

Hotel bedroom, Japan :
Guests are requested not to mamaa_mass or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

Cocktail lounge , Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the
bar.

Newspaper Classified:
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first..

Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

Private school:
No trespassing without permission.

River highway:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
Do not activate with wet hands.

Maternity ward:
No children allowed.

Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

[ManOnFire]

[b]Why Newton Commits Suicide[/b]

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had
his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in
physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights,
our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your
remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun.Bang... the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newtonto take! He was completely shaken
and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for
one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his
theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newtonis happy that
all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the
wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

[b]Newton commits suicide...[/b]

[ManOnFire]

[color="Blue"][b][size="3"]Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)[/size][/b][/color]

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not mamaa_mass or drink.

(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

(nice work!)

[ManOnFire]

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not mamaa_mass or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!)

[ManOnFire]

[b]A Story that touches your heart ![/b]

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door...

Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"

Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"

Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.

Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"

The father was furious,
"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money
to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed.
Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,
and started to think:

"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that
Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"

The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.
Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"

The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.



"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"

[ManOnFire]

[b]Munna Bhai .... jokes[/b]

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PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhii jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhii jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhii to tu bola kabhii jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


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MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?


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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.


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MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.



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PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.



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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.



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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India



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CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.


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MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.



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MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?



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MAMU :
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.



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CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.



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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

[ManOnFire]

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having mamaa_massd his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a law suit against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.... and won!! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.



Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15, 000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."



NOW FOR THE BEST PART:

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and he was sentenced to 24 months in jail and ordered to pay a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

[ManOnFire]

Arrested for laughing!
This is from an actual
trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She
Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of
her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused.
She
moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing...................She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was
asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an
advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold
Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused
when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The
Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the
third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident.'
The case was
dismissed.........!!!!!!!!

[ManOnFire]

Out in space, two alien forms are speaking with each other.

The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons."

The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an
emerging intelligence?"

The first spaceman says, "I don't think so...They have them aimed at
themselves."

[ManOnFire]

**
SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...

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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS
HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....

IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO

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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY
BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROW UP

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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots!
2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.

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SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

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Sardarjee to Sunita: " I want to marry you"Sunita:
But I am one year elder to you.
Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

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Sardar declares:
... . . I will never marry in my life &. . . .. . . I'll give same advice to
my children also.
.. . . ..
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de.
.
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away. sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de
raha
hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

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A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ...

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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her.
The girl shouts and says what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!

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Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.

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On Jeeto's bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.

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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

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Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & say's "iski maaki,aaj kal
murgian bhi abortion karati hai!

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try
try
think....
very simple
just see
who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti..

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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..

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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki
jarahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhii seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

[ManOnFire]

-------MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards :

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and so on.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap

[ManOnFire]

if computer languages were car

* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every
fifty miles.

* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that
only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure
out what went wrong.

* [b]Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too[/b]
[b]fast, and you can't hurt yourself.[/b]

* C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this,
you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

* Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into
a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

* Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is
incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl
car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

* Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a
license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous
terrain, you may never need another car.

* Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk
cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found
the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better
than the sum of the parts.

* Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long
as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is
believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to
learn to drive any other model.

* Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will
ever admit having driven one.

* Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car
yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if
you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

[ManOnFire]

[center]
[center][font="Times New Roman"][b][color="#990000"]WHICH [/color][/b][b][color="#990000"]INDIAN[/color][/b][b][color="#990000"]CITY[/color][/b][b][color="#990000"] DO YOU BELONG TO ???[/color][/b][/font][/center]
[center]
[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 1[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.[/b]
[b]They start arguing about who's right.[/b]
[b]You are in KOLKATA[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
[center]
[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 2[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. [/b]
[b]That's MUMBAI[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
[center]
[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 3[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.[/b]
[b]That's DELHI[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
[center]
[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 4[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. [/b]
[b]You are in AMRITSAR[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
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[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 5[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.[/b]
[b]That's BANGALORE[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
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[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 6[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.[/b]
[b]That's CHENNAI[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
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[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 7[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.[/b]
[b]You are in GOA[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
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[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 8[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)...[/b]

[b]U R NOW IN KERALA[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]
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[center][b][color="purple"][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"]Scenario 9[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[b][color="purple"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"][b]Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. After few moments a rumor mushroomed about communal riots. All shops closed down immediately…..[/b]

[b]U R NOW IN INDORE[/b][/font][/size][/color][/b][/center]