Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pelli Chupulo Abbai Vallu Ma Vadu Clerk ga Job Chestunadu Nelaku 4000 Jitam .Painundi Oka 15000 Sampdistdu.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ammai Tarufana Ammai Nurse Ga Panichestundi Nelaku 3000 Jitam. Kindinunchi Oka 25000 Nelaku Sampdistadi.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi rachaa[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galigannarao Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341201' post='1302407444'] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES." [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]customers [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]complaints..........."[/size][/font][/color] [/quote]idi racha bavoyyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346341322' post='1302407458'] idi racha bavoyyyyyyyyy [/quote] hehehe bhaley unnayi ee collection lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 ippudey vastaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galigannarao Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341402' post='1302407476'] ippudey vastaa [/quote] inka lunch time avvaledu kada baa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chittimallu4 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340892' post='1302407402'] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]off [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]her hospital bed & [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........[/size][/font][/color] [/quote]mind blowing mental stuff. Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt_master Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339375' post='1302407195'] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey maa abbayiki cars ante chaala istam ra anduke car kondam ani vacha.......[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/color] [color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam pooku lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Andaru Cheputuntaru Ada dani Chetilo Chala Podupu untundi ani Nijame[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3Inch Modda (Pennis) Pattukunte 6 Inch Autundi Mari.........................[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rakesh.raju Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 endi mama.... H1 vacchina sandadi lo vunnava.... full flow lo vunnav..........????????????/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Woman is good engine because she excepted any size of piston. finger touch start. automatic oil change every fourth week.[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='Rockstar7' timestamp='1346342106' post='1302407563'] endi mama.... H1 vacchina sandadi lo vunnava.... full flow lo vunnav..........????????????/ [/quote] hehehe ala em ledu but , bore kodtundi.. Nijmaey H1 hadavidi kuda cheyyali ippatnunchi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to a Lady, " Me Danimmapandlu Jagrathaga Petukondi Avi Nanu Distrub Chestunnai. Lady[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Angrily replies," Etla Pettukunte Mekenti Pandlu Navi Na Istam [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man- Avandi Pandulu Meve Kani Ikkada Juice Nadi Karutundi Mari.[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ei Ammailu Bale Varuandi Koncham Yemaina Chepte Mokam Upeskuntaru[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Inka Yemundi Koncham Yemaina Cheste Kadupu Ubbeskuntaru Marinu......[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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