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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is ? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]which way u fcuk her, ur balls never go in ![/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A man walked into a ladies toilet. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN " [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!" [/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to " PIZZA HUT " [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]---Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY "[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl's don't bunk classes b'coz they know missing periods means [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]PREGNANCY ![/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Amma Dharmam Cheyi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: No change.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Aa bread aina Echeiye Amma[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: Repu Raa Dintlo Jam Petti Istanu.[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346342331' post='1302407599']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A man walked into a ladies toilet. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN " [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!" [/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]jejejejeje

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