Non-Veg Jokes..!

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pelli Chupulo Abbai Vallu Ma Vadu Clerk ga Job Chestunadu Nelaku 4000 Jitam .Painundi Oka 15000 Sampdistdu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ammai Tarufana Ammai Nurse Ga Panichestundi Nelaku 3000 Jitam. Kindinunchi Oka 25000 Nelaku Sampdistadi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi rachaa[/size][/font][/color]

[galigannarao]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341201' post='1302407444']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES." [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]customers [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]complaints..........."[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]idi racha bavoyyyyyyyyy

[Darling999]

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346341322' post='1302407458']
idi racha bavoyyyyyyyyy
[/quote]
hehehe bhaley unnayi ee collection lo

[Darling999]

ippudey vastaa

[galigannarao]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341402' post='1302407476']
ippudey vastaa
[/quote]
inka lunch time avvaledu kada baa

[chittimallu4]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340892' post='1302407402']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]off [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]her hospital bed & [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]mind blowing mental stuff. Rofl

[stunt_master]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339375' post='1302407195']
[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey maa abbayiki cars ante chaala istam ra anduke car kondam ani vacha.......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam pooku lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Andaru Cheputuntaru Ada dani Chetilo Chala Podupu untundi ani Nijame[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3Inch Modda (Pennis) Pattukunte 6 Inch Autundi Mari.........................[/size][/font][/color]

[rakesh.raju]

endi mama.... H1 vacchina sandadi lo vunnava.... full flow lo vunnav..........????????????/

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Woman is good engine because she excepted any size of piston. finger touch start. automatic oil change every fourth week.[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Rockstar7' timestamp='1346342106' post='1302407563']
endi mama.... H1 vacchina sandadi lo vunnava.... full flow lo vunnav..........????????????/
[/quote]
hehehe ala em ledu but , bore kodtundi.. Nijmaey H1 hadavidi kuda cheyyali ippatnunchi...

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]pussy pussy little star [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]let me rub u in the salwaar [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]up above the legs so high [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]always wet never dry [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]....come on baby don'! T feel shy [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=verdana][size=3]give me baby one more try !!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to a Lady, " Me Danimmapandlu Jagrathaga Petukondi Avi Nanu Distrub Chestunnai. Lady[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Angrily replies," Etla Pettukunte Mekenti Pandlu Navi Na Istam [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man- Avandi Pandulu Meve Kani Ikkada Juice Nadi Karutundi Mari.[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ei Ammailu Bale Varuandi Koncham Yemaina Chepte Mokam Upeskuntaru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Inka Yemundi Koncham Yemaina Cheste Kadupu Ubbeskuntaru Marinu......[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Doctor says: [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head,2 [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]eggs and cream, [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]which provides all the nutreints to make women healthy.[/size][/font][/color]