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[quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349834' post='1302408504']
oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu .

nana nana pooku ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu

next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu ..
veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's)


one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi

mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "Pooku" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu.... :P :P
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pappu to prostitute girl
pappu:wats ur rate
girl: 10rupees on floor,Rs20 on chair,RS50 on sofa,Rs100 on bed
after deep thought pappu gave rs100 to that girl. girl:on bed pappu:no,10 times on floor what a idea sirji

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oka ayana thana iddru kodukulaki batanilu koni pettadu.okkokkati ga tinandi anni oke sari tinte adara de......tha ani antadu chinna koduku baaga allari anduje batanilanu egaresi notlo vesukuntunnadu. porapatuna oka batani valla parents sex chesukuntunna room lo padindi
adi choosi parigettukuntoo annaya daggarraku velli.
annaya mummy ekkuva batanilu tininindi anduke nanna mummy ni adara den.....tunnadu

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train lo upper berth lo iddaru sex chesukuntunnaru porapatuna bra lower berth lo padindi.appudu lower berth vaadu "em guru paalu nuvvu taagi packet naa meeda visirav enti";-)

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[quote name='biscuitRAJA000' timestamp='1346354902' post='1302409378']
train lo upper berth lo iddaru sex chesukuntunnaru porapatuna bra lower berth lo padindi.appudu lower berth vaadu "em guru paalu nuvvu taagi packet naa meeda visirav enti";-)
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340815' post='1302407389']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi." [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]wife : "asshole, if u learn to fcuk, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340865' post='1302407394']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]What is the similarity between man & mouse ? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]= Both of them are in the search of hole ![/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340892' post='1302407402']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]off [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]her hospital bed & [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341037' post='1302407418']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Kuturu:- Amma Pakinti Abbaini Chustunte Na Bra Tight Aipotundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Amma:-Nuvu Bra vesukokunda Chudu Vadi Underwear Tight Aiyepothadi Chudu.[/size][/font][/color]
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