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[quote name='stunt_master' timestamp='1346347641' post='1302408195']
good. how about you?
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good good long time no C

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Coach says: Mam here a 2 piece; costume is not allowed.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl says: Yedi Ippanu Mari? !![/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Builder's son: Papa naku Chalelu Kaavali.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Papa: Beta, Daniki 9 Nelalu Patdi Ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Son: Ani Rojulu Kuduradu Kani o 4 guru Manusulanu Panilo Pettai.[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Ravi shashtri to his wife at first night: Are you virgin?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]She replied:Yendi Epudaina Spinnere Ki Kotta Ball Dorukutada.[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346348685' post='1302408319']
janalu unnaraa?? oka 3 votes veyyandi start cheddam
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welcome back welcome back

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oka buddodu adukotaniki pakka auntu entiki poyadu... iethe a auntyy pillodithoo ela andi


Aunty : areyee bunty nenu velli snanam chesi vastaa
bunty : sare aunty

sare annavadu akkade undakundaa lopaliki poyadu aunty full nude...

bunty :Aunty me kinda de yenti
aunty : adi shed amma
bunty: iethee na scotter ne park cheyochaaa
aunty :ledu amma eve uncle vachi lorry park chestadu kudaraduu.... :P :P

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CITI_c$y CITI_c$y [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339375' post='1302407195']
[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey maa abbayiki cars ante chaala istam ra anduke car kondam ani vacha.......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam pooku lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349189' post='1302408402']
oka buddodu adukotaniki pakka auntu entiki poyadu... iethe a auntyy pillodithoo ela andi


Aunty : areyee bunty nenu velli snanam chesi vastaa
bunty : sare aunty

sare annavadu akkade undakundaa lopaliki poyadu aunty full nude...

bunty :Aunty me kinda de yenti
aunty : adi shed amma
bunty: iethee na scotter ne park cheyochaaa
aunty :ledu amma eve uncle vachi lorry park chestadu kudaraduu.... :P :P
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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Oka foreigner Road paina Oka Kojja ni Chusi Ila Adugutadu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Hi, are u a prostitute?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Kojja Answer Istadu: No, I am a substitute.[/size][/font][/color]

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oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu

Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu
Boy: Ok Aunty
Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa
Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty
Aunty:: OK
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Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki

Boy: Nuvvu evaru?
Kasak: I am Pappu
Boy: chi denemma jeevitam nenu entha pichi Fook ni ra ayya...

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]What is The mean's Of Pune?:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]P = Please[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]U = Use[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]N = Nirodh[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]E = EverDay[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Evaru antaru Modda Uchha Postadiani[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Adi Puku Dorakani Badatho Kanniru Karustadi Mari......[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: Doc, Nadi Lesta Ledu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u have girlfriend?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u visit prons Website?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u go 4 mujra?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: Aite Lepi Dantlo Yemaina Coat Yealadistava Mari?[/size][/font][/color]

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