Non-Veg Jokes..!

[Darling999]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1346340641' post='1302407368']

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[img]http://www.picasion.com/pic16/d6e9c8591f91e01319f1d4711119a276.gif [/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346340657' post='1302407371']
[img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-kf98EGmw5uk/TLgZVOrL-kI/AAAAAAAAAHU/yQlI3wzvd9E/s160/Bemmi%2520%252829%2529.gif[/img]
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podunney mandu esetunnav.. [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated9/die.gif [/img]

[Maximus]

[size=5][b][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/b][/size]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi." [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]wife : "asshole, if u learn to fcuk, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]What is the similarity between man & mouse ? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]= Both of them are in the search of hole ![/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]off [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]her hospital bed & [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Kuturu:- Amma Pakinti Abbaini Chustunte Na Bra Tight Aipotundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Amma:-Nuvu Bra vesukokunda Chudu Vadi Underwear Tight Aiyepothadi Chudu.[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Never [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]a Tel-Operator,after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]over [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Never [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]a Nurse, she'll say next pls. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]But [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]a Teacher,she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times[/size][/font][/color]

[evadigolavadide]

[quote name='pikki' timestamp='1346339321' post='1302407187']
nuvvu rechipoo....[img]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2rhwq34.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/1_1.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A bra falls on a Milk Man entering a building. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]He looks up n shouts,"oh Ammai Ni Paala Mutha Kinda Padipoyindi.........[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]!"[/size][/font][/color]

[vikuba]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340084' post='1302407298']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sobhanam Ratri Taruvatha Bharta tana Bharya ni Adginadu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yetla Feel ayau Appudu Bharya Cheppindi[/size][/font][/color]
[b][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Pata Gyapakalu[/size][/font][/color][/b]
[/quote]Nice one

[pikki]

[quote name='evadigolavadide' timestamp='1346341065' post='1302407423']
[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/1_1.gif[/img]
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[img]http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GRfJ-_Ko1Jo/TdZvn2MkHiI/AAAAAAAABvU/GcwQHTlNCq8/Brahmi--1.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]have this u can get plenty of those................! "[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES." [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]customers [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]complaints..........."[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]What did newtons cock say to newton?[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]F--k with your law of gravity, I am going up [/size][/font][/color]