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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina….[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1) Caution-dark tunnel.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2) Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3) Go slow.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]4) Men at work[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1346339705' post='1302407251']


2much bafaa.. CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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first time sadivi nappudu ayitey nenu... CITI_c$y

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]inka dani kindane rasiundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ekka gudadu.[/size][/font][/color]



[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi sadivi reply lu ivvandi tarvata continue sestaa [/size][/font][/color]
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Oka Kannepila ki Pilagadu pudthadu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Vala Nana Adugutadu E babu evaridi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pilla-Nana missed call aite andauru kottevaru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teliyedu evaridi Received aaiyindo.[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl Friend Calls to Boy Friend in the Night[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]GF:- Yem chestunavu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF:-Dupeta Kapukoni Podukuntunanu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]GF:-Akkada Signals Unnaiya[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF:_Enduku levu Na Personal Tower Nilabadi Undi kada[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339810' post='1302407264']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]inka dani kindane rasiundi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ekka gudadu.[/size][/font][/color]



[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi sadivi reply lu ivvandi tarvata continue sestaa [/size][/font][/color]

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:P :P

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1 Indian went to international cooking contest[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty kadai[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Indian: “chootiya“[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sobhanam Ratri Taruvatha Bharta tana Bharya ni Adginadu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yetla Feel ayau Appudu Bharya Cheppindi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Pata Gyapakalu[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346340052' post='1302407295']
:P :P
[/quote]

mana DB mems andaru tadu startinglo... [img]http://gifsoup.com/view/361900/sunil-comedy-o.gif [/img]... annaru kaani evaru reply istalledu baava [img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9JDo24Z5ZMw/TVPyOwf1nHI/AAAAAAAAA6A/SxSBJNWJ3aQ/s400/keka%20puttinchav%20ga.png[/img]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Adi Yem Vastu Roju Meru Chustaru Gani Danni Pattukoleru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student:- Siggupadutu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Miss! Me Sanlu (Boobs)[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338527' post='1302407047']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teach[/size][/font][/color][img]http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/images/smilies/26.gif[/img][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF CD lu evi ra??[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338467' post='1302407033']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]son:nenu ivvanu. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]mummy:enduku ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]

CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340084' post='1302407298']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sobhanam Ratri Taruvatha Bharta tana Bharya ni Adginadu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yetla Feel ayau Appudu Bharya Cheppindi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Pata Gyapakalu[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]
nee yavvvaaaaaaaaaa

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346340278' post='1302407318']
nee yavvvaaaaaaaaaa
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif [/img]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340206' post='1302407311']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Adi Yem Vastu Roju Meru Chustaru Gani Danni Pattukoleru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student:- Siggupadutu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Miss! Me Sanlu (Boobs)[/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]
reyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CITI_c$y

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