gb_bharat Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun” Banta: “Kaisa Majak?” Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon? To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?” Maine Kaha “Nahi” To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi” Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?” Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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biscuitRAJA000 Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 lkg class lo madam board meeda raastundaga ventane oka pillavadu lechadu boy:madam mee duster kinda padipoyindi madam:u naughty adi duster kaadu ra naa whisper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biscuitRAJA000 Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 during sex,gf started screaming and crying boy:wat r u doing we are not doing this for the 1st time gf: u continue im practicing 4my wedding honeymoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gb_bharat Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Doctor: Lips Kaise Fate ? Ladki: Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K ......... Zip Band Kar Di Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gb_bharat Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies. "Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son. Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos. "Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ladies_Tailor Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 super duper dummuleparra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/ali.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 hehe paathavi ayinaa baguntaayi ivi [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1379091661' post='1304244993'] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/ali.gif[/img] [/quote] Maxi sudden ga ippudu enduku lepinav ee taadu ni[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Terminator II Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338348' post='1302407023'] kaasepu navvistaanu randi..!!! ee jokes already eppudoo vesaa kaani 1 yr lo chaala mandi kottavallu unaru kada andukani maali vestaa come on.. [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher to a2nd std Boy[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:- Nenu [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Yetla ra[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:-Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher shock Boy Rocks[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]entha mandi unnaro cheppandi so ill continue[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] ee thread lo evaru leru.. inka ee joke veyyaku.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator II Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1346600595' post='1302420701'] A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies. "Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son. Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos. "Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1379096977' post='1304245685'] Maxi sudden ga ippudu enduku lepinav ee taadu ni [/quote] bayata paddda...threads chudaleka..kastha enjoy chesukundamani..[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-iaOjlbCfNLI/UYa74Y0r4II/AAAAAAAAAUk/EGIJiKFu7AA/s150/PK.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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