Non-Veg Jokes..!

[Darling999]

[quote name='kevkekaa' timestamp='1379098862' post='1304245892']



ee thread lo evaru leru.. inka ee joke veyyaku..
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[kollipara]

Please continue

[mittu]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340084' post='1302407298']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sobhanam Ratri Taruvatha Bharta tana Bharya ni Adginadu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yetla Feel ayau Appudu Bharya Cheppindi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Pata Gyapakalu[/size][/font][/color]
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[_bulli]

[mittu]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346342389' post='1302407606']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Amma Dharmam Cheyi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: No change.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Aa bread aina Echeiye Amma[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: Repu Raa Dintlo Jam Petti Istanu.[/size][/font][/color]
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abboo......

[vizagpower]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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lol

[Mr Mirchi]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338348' post='1302407023']
kaasepu navvistaanu randi..!!! ee jokes already eppudoo vesaa kaani 1 yr lo chaala mandi kottavallu unaru kada andukani maali vestaa come on..

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher to a2nd std Boy[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:- Nenu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Yetla ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:-Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher shock Boy Rocks[/size][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]entha mandi unnaro cheppandi so ill continue[/size][/font][/color]
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chi...thu...konchem anna ethics paatimchandi swami...vese boothulu meeda....

[gulananda swami]

Hehe

[salsa]

[quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1346600595' post='1302420701']
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.



Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.

"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.


Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.

"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom.
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[Ladies_Tailor]

keka jokes

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='Mr Mirchi' timestamp='1379107797' post='1304246755']




chi...thu...konchem anna ethics paatimchandi swami...vese boothulu meeda....
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bhoothuliki limits.. nee sethul na karakajjam

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340206' post='1302407311']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Adi Yem Vastu Roju Meru Chustaru Gani Danni Pattukoleru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student:- Siggupadutu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Miss! Me Sanlu (****)[/size][/font][/color]
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ahaaa.. ramani madammmm...

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340357' post='1302407331']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]blind boy giving sweets 2 all. [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]aunty cam 4m bathroom wdout dress 2 get sweets. [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]knowing he zblind... [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]aunty: wt special? [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]b.boy: igot my eyes..aunty[/size][/font][/color]
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full show

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346340459' post='1302407349']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Times u have to be happy with self service[/size][/font][/color]
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[ManOnFire]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346341259' post='1302407451']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pelli Chupulo Abbai Vallu Ma Vadu Clerk ga Job Chestunadu Nelaku 4000 Jitam .Painundi Oka 15000 Sampdistdu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ammai Tarufana Ammai Nurse Ga Panichestundi Nelaku 3000 Jitam. Kindinunchi Oka 25000 Nelaku Sampdistadi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi rachaa[/size][/font][/color]
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nice