kiran_chander Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Lady In Bus: [b]Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai[/b].[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Man: [i][b]Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein[/b][/i].[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Lady: [b]Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?[/b][/size][/font][/color]
kiran_chander Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Girl: “[b]I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Boy: “[i][b]You Also Have Boobs Like Your Dad[/b][/i]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Girl: “[b]My Dad Doesn’t Have Boobs[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Boy: “[color=#800000][b]Exactly[/b][/color]“[/size][/font][/color]
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438578' post='1302416656'] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Lady In Bus: [b]Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai[/b].[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Man: [i][b]Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein[/b][/i].[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Lady: [b]Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?[/b][/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438679' post='1302416667'] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Girl: “[b]I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/b]”[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Boy: “[i][b]You Also Have Boobs Like Your Dad[/b][/i]”[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Girl: “[b]My Dad Doesn’t Have Boobs[/b]”[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Boy: “[color=#800000][b]Exactly[/b][/color]“[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
juvenile Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 sooperr... continue continuee .. [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TXC8SnMAbjI/AAAAAAAABQo/FhLknqZ3E3U/Lakshmi-1.gif[/img]
kiran_chander Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,] [size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color]
girishv Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438232' post='1302416615'] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/size][/font][/color][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b] [/quote] creativity at peaks
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346439428' post='1302416770'] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
Spartan Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346439428' post='1302416770'] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Arial, Verdana, Tahoma,][size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://gifsoup.com/view/303717/sexy36-o.gif[/img] [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/910142/naa-bonda-o.gif[/img]
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