ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The road to success.... Is always under construction.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else!
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
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