bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346437351' post='1302416498'] ty.. im gud enti longweekend ki lapakilatho saradaala [/quote] antha stamina ledhu mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [size=4][color=red][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][b][font=Verdana]Santa: I am so miser ([/font][font=Verdana][i]kanjoos[/i])[/font][font=Verdana] that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. [/font][/b][/font][/color] [font=Verdana][color=#333333][color=#FFFF00][color=red][b]Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend[/b][/color][/color][/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338950' post='1302407124'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]layer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problom [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:Adhe nandi problam just tuck chasi paripothunadu[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY- I feel I have an infection in my **[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR- Well.... When was it that you last had sex[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY - About 6 months back[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR - Then thant is not infection.... that's RUST[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [b][color="red"]Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.[/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiran_chander Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/size][/font][/color][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ila peditey evadainaa time ki vastaadu intiki[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438232' post='1302416615'] [size=4][color=#000000][font=Verdana]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/font][/color][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b][/size] [/quote] thoda badey likho nahi tho humm chuddjayengey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346437893' post='1302416571'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY- I feel I have an infection in my **[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR- Well.... When was it that you last had sex[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY - About 6 months back[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR - Then thant is not infection.... that's RUST[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='kiran_chander' timestamp='1346438232' post='1302416615'] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana][size=1]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/size][/font][/color][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346438233' post='1302416616'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ila peditey evadainaa time ki vastaadu intiki[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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