ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Boy : What are the three most common words in the world ? Girl : I LOVE YOU ! . ♥ Boy : No, [i]MADE IN CHINA[/i]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi, What r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ... ... "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. "Husband: "Bloody English Language!
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A true Fact of Life : Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge… Pati - Woh kyon ? Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho... Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho... Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho... Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho... Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho... Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho, aur fir Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho. Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Rajni was shot today.... Tomorrow is the [b]bullet's funeral[/b].
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [color="Blue"][color="Blue"]When Rajni was a student... Teachers used to [b]bunk classes[/b].[/color][/color]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [color="DarkOrchid"]Rajni can draw a straight line [b]with a compass[/b].[/color]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Rajni's pulse is measured in [b]Richter scale[/b].
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 New Rupee symbol that was approved by RBI is actually [b]Rajni's signature[/b].
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 When God watched 'ROBOT', he yelled [b]'Oh!! my Rajni!!!'[/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Intel's new advertizement..........[b]"Rajni inside"[/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Rajni participated in 100m race and Einstein died watching it coz [b][u]light came second[/u][/b]....[img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][u][color="Red"]India is now ruled by[/color][/u] [color="Blue"]Amma in South[/color] [img]http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/7618/downloadoj.jpg[/img] [color="Green"]Didi in East[/color] [img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/7302/download1h.jpg[/img] [color="Purple"]Behanji in North[/color] [img]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8379/download2j.jpg[/img] [color="DarkRed"]Daadi in Capital[/color] [img]http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7093/download3ii.jpg[/img] [color="Magenta"]Madam at Center[/color] [img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/525/download4w.jpg[/img] [color="Sienna"]Naani at Top as Supreme commander[/color] [img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1048/download5a.jpg[/img] Yet people say..... "It’s a Man's World!!!!"[/size][/font][img]http://i30.tinypic.com/29curnl.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Mallika sherawat was operating the Mixie.... - - - Her servant saw & asked--- - - "What Madam, are you making juice??" - - - Mallika Sherawat-- Oh no! , I am washing my clothes..
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 RAJNIKANTH has a gmail account and here it is . . . . . [b][color="DarkRed"][email protected][/color][/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 When alexander graham bell invented telephone he got 3 missed calls.. . . . . . any guesses.... they are from [b][color="DarkRed"]RAJNIKANTH[/color][/b]
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