Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A Lady lost 3 panties in her house.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]She asked her husband but he didn't know.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Husb asked maid.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Maid replied: Aaiyagaru Meku Telusu Kada Nenu Panty Vesukonuani[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 konni boothulu unnayi avi post estey nannu assam chestaaremo
Pillabacha Posted August 30, 2012 Report Posted August 30, 2012 oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu . nana nana pooku ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu .. veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's) one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "Pooku" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu....:P
kichalkushh Posted August 30, 2012 Report Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346349584' post='1302408461'] oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu Boy: Ok Aunty Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty Aunty:: OK \ Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki Boy: Nuvvu evaru? Kasak: I am Pappu Boy: chi denemma jeevitam nenu entha pichi Fook ni ra ayya... [/quote] Bhayya. deeni correct joke entante oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu Boy: Ok Aunty Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty Aunty:: OK \ Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki Boy: Meerevaru ? Kasak: nenu Pappu ni. Mari meeru ?? Boy: pichi na koduku ni !q# !q#
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349834' post='1302408504'] oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu . nana nana pooku ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu .. veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's) one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "Pooku" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu.... [/quote]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='kichalkushh' timestamp='1346350086' post='1302408538'] Bhayya. deeni correct joke entante oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu Boy: Ok Aunty Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty Aunty:: OK \ Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki Boy: Meerevaru ? Kasak: nenu Pappu ni. Mari meeru ?? Boy: pichi na koduku ni !q# !q# [/quote] hehehe &>:!
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Court lo case nadusthuntundhi[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - ee stree chesina neram[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Laywer - Wholesale vyaapaaram chestunte arrest chesaaru melard[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - wholesale chesthene arrest chesthaaraa[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lawyer - wholesale kaadu melard 'hole-sale'[/size][/font][/color]
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stunt_master Posted August 30, 2012 Report Posted August 30, 2012 [quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349189' post='1302408402'] oka buddodu adukotaniki pakka auntu entiki poyadu... iethe a auntyy pillodithoo ela andi Aunty : areyee bunty nenu velli snanam chesi vastaa bunty : sare aunty sare annavadu akkade undakundaa lopaliki poyadu aunty full nude... bunty :Aunty me kinda de yenti aunty : adi shed amma bunty: iethee na scotter ne park cheyochaaa aunty :ledu amma eve uncle vachi lorry park chestadu kudaraduu.... [/quote] idi joek old ee kani vini chala rojulu ayyindi good joke.
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: I think my ** are full of water. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doctor: How do u figure that? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: I think my ** are full of water. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doctor: How do u figure that? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Which is the smallest hotel in the world? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]** INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Ee Condom Tisko. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Arati kai to[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Posted August 30, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A Chinese man files for divorce [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: What's the reason? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: May be side income[/size][/font][/color]
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