Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger **'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your ** for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my ** bigger?' asks the girlfriend.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A SAD STORY: [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]on his mother's [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died. [/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Madame inquire:" r u married ?" [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]He replied :"What difference does it make ?" [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]What is a KISS ? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]- Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]floor.........![/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bePLUS+ Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 good re....jokes continue....hru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338645' post='1302407066'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Nrakam ki velu[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Swargam ki velu[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] ha ha ha [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338437' post='1302407029'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='bePLUS+' timestamp='1346437134' post='1302416468'] good re....jokes continue....hru [/quote] ty.. im gud enti longweekend ki lapakilatho saradaala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338527' post='1302407047'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teach[/size][/font][/color][img]http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/images/smilies/26.gif[/img][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF CD lu evi ra??[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep telling [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]people u r dying of AIDS ? " [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare fcuk your Mom ! "[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur boob,than I'm sure u'll [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]forgive me." [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no. [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]104. "[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to Wife on Wedding night: "r u sure I'm the first man u have [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]slept with?" [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]"of course Honey, I stayed awake with all the others!!!!!" [/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Newly wed husband: "I will be frank with u, dear u r not the [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]first [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]girl, I've ** !" [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Bride:"I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]*** !"[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077'] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling999 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 [size=4][color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Confused Banta: How the hell?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms[/font][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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