Non-Veg Jokes..!

[kiran_chander]

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[anbe__shivam]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338645' post='1302407066']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Nrakam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Swargam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
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[anbe__shivam]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339195' post='1302407160']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti.. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student[/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi[/size][/font][/color]
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[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2zgrn1h.gif?1290173021[/img][quote name='pikki' timestamp='1346339321' post='1302407187']
nuvvu rechipoo....[img]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2rhwq34.jpg[/img]
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[kiran_chander]

[color=#000000]Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? [/color]
[color=#000000]A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! [/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[kiran_chander]

[size=6][color=#424242][font=Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif][background=rgb(240, 240, 240)]A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s **. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”[/background][/font][/color][/size]

[kiran_chander]

[size=5][color=#000000][font=arial][url="http://jokes4all.net/chinese.html"]Chinese[/url]: "Me not come to work, me sick."

[url="http://jokes4all.net/bosses.html"]Boss[/url]: "When I'm sick I have [url="http://jokes4all.net/sex.html"]sex[/url] with my [url="http://jokes4all.net/wives.html"]wife[/url], try it."

Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"[/font][/color][/size]

[rakesh.raju]

Partlu Partlu ga ippatiki complete chesa ee thaadu.....

[Gachibowli_Diwakar]

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2cgc5tx.jpg[/img] ltt

[bePLUS+]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Rockstar7' timestamp='1346422434' post='1302414318']
Partlu Partlu ga ippatiki complete chesa ee thaadu.....
[/quote]
u r mistaken.. nenu ippudu malli start chestunna

[Darling999]

Janalu unnaraa evarinaa interested, inka konni unnayi naa daggara esi mimmalni navvinchataaniki

[bePLUS+]

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[Darling999]

[quote name='bePLUS+' timestamp='1346436798' post='1302416425']
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enti B+ mama e madya kanpistalledu kaisa hai

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking Board Kanipista Leda? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Man: Dani Side lone 'Always Wear Condom' Ane board Undi Aite Ipudu Nenu Condom Petukoni Kusona?[/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A man went into the Shell gas station one morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave him a receipt[/size][/font][/color]