ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 In a college application form when asked about 'permanent address' student wrote . . . . . . . . . . [url="http://www.facebook.com/"]www.facebook.com[/url] :
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Steve Jobs, Jagjit Singh, Shammi Kapoor, Bhupen Hazarika, Dev Anand, God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b]School me Master ji ne santa se poochha: "Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??" santa: [b]kami-na[/b] [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img][/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b]Facebook humor[/b] Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight” After sometime 17 mosquitoes liked his status
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Technology Update: If any girl has full make-up even at home.. Dont get confused.. Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. (Video Calling)
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b]4 Stages of marriage :[/b] MAD for each other. MADE for each other. MAD at each other. MAD bcoz of each other.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my co-worker do it. Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five dots.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A Chinese man married an African woman and the couple had a child. A few months later the child passed away. At the funeral, a family member of the African woman kept sobbing, crying and saying, “I just knew it.” A family elder pulled her aside and discretely asked her what she knew. She replied, “Chinese products don’t last.”
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 [b]A touching & Real fact: [/b] EK ROTI NAHI DE SAKA KOI US MASOOM BACHHE KO LEKIN WHO TASWEER LAKHON ME BIK GAYI JISME ROTI KE LIYE VO BACHHA UDAS BETHA THA---------------------------- 1
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Dad: Whos this girl??? . . Boy: My girlfriend . . . . . Next day .. . . Dad: Now whos this"new"girl??? Boy: Rishta wohi, Item Nayee...!! !
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 1 ladka ladki dekhne gaya. usne english me baat krne ka socha or bola. english chalegi na? ladki sharmate huye boli "soda sath me ho to desi b chalegi ..
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 New Generation - Today's Students We go to school, to attend "CLASS" . C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently. At home, we have to "STUDY". S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube. In class, we're given "HOMEWORK." H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge. While doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK". TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Boy: I really like u......... Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ? Boy:Lo kar lao Baat, ... friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Judge : Kya sabOot hai ke tum Gari (CAr) Speed main nahi chala rahe thay? Admi : Sir main apni biwi ko lene SusRaaL ja raha tha . . . . Judge : Thats All Case [b]Dismissed:[/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Traffic Police: Ap 180 Ki Speed Se Q Ja Rahe Ho GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale Board Pe Likha He Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He...
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