Jokes

[ManOnFire]

[b][u][i]CRIME[/i][/u]
Sayid Ajmal Kasab the lone terrorist captured in the attack on mumbai last century was died of diabetis and excessive cholestrol... Post mortem reports revealed that he death was caused by consuming [color="Red"]CHIKEN BIRYANI with MUTTON PAYAA[/color] daily....[/b]

[ManOnFire]

[b][u][i]SPORTS[/i][/u]
Shahid Afridi retired from the International Cricket finally after turning 38... He was best known for his allrounder abilities i.e., batting, bowling, fielding and [color="Red"]EATING THE[/color]match balls...[/b]

[ManOnFire]

[b]Lakshadeep won the bid in the IPL as the 74th team at a cost of 19 billion $... This year's IPL 83 will now have 3982 matches 372 more than the previous year...[/b]

[ManOnFire]

[b][u][i]Entertainment[/i][/u]
[color="Red"]GOLMAAL - 27[/color] was released yesterday [color="Red"]world wide in 25670 screens[/color]... First day collection was 1.9 billion $ and the movie set a new record 1st day collections crossing[color="Red"]Mission Impossible - 23 [/color]which collected 1.88 billions on day 1.[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Wife: Jaanu kash app sms hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhti

Husband: kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

[ManOnFire]

Teacher: Loafer aur Offer me kya antar hai??
Student: Simple mam,
ladka 'I love you' bole to "Loafer"

Aur
.
.
.
ladki 'I love you' bole to "Offer".

[ManOnFire]

Why did American Commandos Killed Laden,
instead of catching Him alive ?
Because America doesn't have Fund to provide
comforts to Laden
as [b]India [/b]has for Kasab..........

[ManOnFire]

An old head of a village asked an young resident returning from college,
"Hey, how much you are educated?"

"The boy beating his chest proudly replied, "B.A."

Village head rebuffed, "So you studied only two letters and that too
wrongly in reverse order! Go back start cleaning cows." [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/happy0069.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone.

2. Tele-Vision.

3. [b]Tell-a-Woman...[/b]
Need still FASTER - [b]Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.[/b] [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/haha2.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are [b]FOUR.[/b]

[ManOnFire]

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing [b]SOME thing [/b]in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing [b]EVERYTHING[/b] in your life.

[ManOnFire]

A burnt cigarette ash said: Today its me, because of you ! but Tomorrow its you, because of me!! .
[b]Quit smoking before smoking quits you[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Sardar was Reading Financial Times..
Headlines:
"Microsft Buys Yahoo Mesengr for $8.5 billion."
He says-
"O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta pagle"

[ManOnFire]

If Facebook Was A School,
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Every one will Get A Certificate For Full Attendance

[ManOnFire]

Try not to laugh, for many the new technology is difficult !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer :A white one.