Jokes

[ManOnFire]

In a college
application form
when asked about 'permanent
address'
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[url="http://www.facebook.com/"]www.facebook.com[/url] :

[ManOnFire]

Steve Jobs,
Jagjit Singh,
Shammi Kapoor,
Bhupen Hazarika,
Dev Anand,

God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.

[ManOnFire]

[b]School me Master ji ne santa se poochha:
"Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"
santa: [b]kami-na[/b] [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/bigrin.gif[/img][/b]

[ManOnFire]

[b]Facebook humor[/b]
Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status

[ManOnFire]

Technology Update:
If any girl has full make-up even at home..
Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. (Video Calling)

[ManOnFire]

[b]4 Stages of marriage :[/b]

MAD for each other.
MADE for each other.
MAD at each other.
MAD bcoz of each other.

[ManOnFire]

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

[ManOnFire]

A Chinese man married an African woman and the couple had a child. A few
months later the child passed away. At the funeral, a family member of the
African woman kept sobbing, crying and saying, “I just knew it.”

A family elder pulled her aside and discretely asked her what she knew.

She replied, “Chinese products don’t last.”

[ManOnFire]

[b]A touching & Real fact: [/b]
EK ROTI NAHI DE SAKA KOI US MASOOM BACHHE KO LEKIN WHO TASWEER LAKHON ME BIK GAYI JISME ROTI KE LIYE VO BACHHA UDAS BETHA THA----------------------------

[ManOnFire]

Dad: Whos this girl???
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Boy: My girlfriend .
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Next day
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Dad: Now whos this"new"girl???
Boy: Rishta wohi,
Item Nayee...!! !

[ManOnFire]

1 ladka ladki dekhne gaya. usne english me baat krne ka socha or bola.

english chalegi na?
ladki sharmate huye boli

"soda sath me ho to desi b chalegi ..

[ManOnFire]

New Generation - Today's Students

We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

At home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube.

In class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

While doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK

[ManOnFire]

Boy: I really like u.........

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ?

Boy:Lo kar lao Baat,
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friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru

[ManOnFire]

Judge : Kya sabOot hai ke tum Gari (CAr) Speed main nahi chala rahe thay?
Admi : Sir main apni biwi ko lene SusRaaL ja raha tha
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Judge : Thats All Case [b]Dismissed:[/b]

[ManOnFire]

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He...